i guess it's just me...
if someone - anyone - came to me and said “hey, i got an extra ticket to fenway for the sox game tomorrow night, wanna go?”, i’d say “you fuckin’ know it”. if i had work, i’d call in sick. that’s just me. i found out on thursday that i have two tickets to the Red Sox vs. Rays game at Fenway Park on tuesday night and i can bring whoever i wanted. i...
That’s what a dose of reality does for you… … never touch...– The Joker, “Batman: The Killing Joke”, by Alan Moore
do i want to quit work and school to give myself all the time in the world to devote to doing the things i want to do with my life? yes. do i need money and an education to achieve aforementioned things? also yes. gahtdamnit.
The Amory Wars: In Keeping Secrets of Silent...
just finished reading the second issue. this chapter of the story is starting out really slow. im in the second issue and they’re still in the character introduction stage. nothing of importance has happened and i still barely know anything about some of my favorite characters. not to mention almost zero song references so far. i wish they came out with these faster. also, with the...
a real heart-failuresman.
played basketball with a few friends of mine yesterday. after about 10-15 minutes into the game, i was so out of breath, my heart was racing, and my body was begging for water. one would think i was playing aggressively… one would be wrong. it was so damn hot out yesterday. went and played with them again today. slightly better. i could play longer without hyperventilating, i made a few...
Drinking soda may kill your sperm.
I see no God up here.– Yuri Gagarin, first man in space, 1961
everyone makes fun of me because they always knew i’d be the “loser” who goes back and visits his old high school all the time after graduation. what they mean: the kid who always goes back for no reason just to visit and talk to the teachers and say hi to everyone because he doesnt have a life. the reality: i only went back with a purpose. whether it was getting transcripts,...
i was just gonna delete this entire post, but this picture is so damn precious. lol
recently, i’ve been receiving a lot of spam emails and whatnot. usually, they’re just annoying and i delete them without looking at them. but i do, now and then, accidentally or not, open one… and am profoundly intrigued by what i see. here are a few examples of what i deal with: JUST the window?? said what? WHAT DID CONNIE SAY?!? well somebody must know! btw, i have...
Haters gonna hate.
i hate most things before i love them. i dont know if its that i love them but make myself hate them at first or if i genuinely have a change of heart about some things. i hated coheed and cambria the first time i heard them. claudio’s voice sounded too girly for my taste, the initial song (the suffering) was too poppy, and the music video was stupid. fast forward to today, and i worship...
FIRE 1130: Emergency Medical Technician - Basic -...
“This Course trains emergency medical technicians and other allied health and safety personnel for emergency care of the sick and injured at the scene and during transport. Classroom experience and practical demonstration are used to familiarize students with the use of rescue equipment. Students are assigned 15 hours of clinical experience in the emergency room of an affiliated hospital....
There’s nothing you can’t do.
All aboard the band wagon!
no self-respecting man in the United States of America considers soccer a real sport. that is, until its time for the World Cup. then, all the people who laughed at soccer players before suddenly become die-hard fans - USA! USA! USA! i mean come, lets get real. you’re only showing interest in the sport because the rest of he world is doing it, it’s just another opportunity for you to...
i got a little gay in my last post, now i feel the need to balance it with a manly post. that aught to do it. end scene.
so for the longest time i thought my ipod was just acting messed up towards me for no reason. half of my apps stopped working, including facebook, twitter, and of course action potato. then most of them just disappeared entirely. then i realized i needed a software update! so i got it! and its working! and i got back facebook! and twitterific! and action potato! yayaya! action potatooo! so...
$115.00 + tax
thats how much it’s gonna cost for me to get a new battery for my car. i can’t even drive to work, nevermind all the other places i planned on going this week. i don’t even have $115, so i’m either gonna have to wait til friday when i get paid or im gonna have to borrow some money, which i hate doing. fucking balls, man.
yes she is.
i see how it is...
i have a total of two (2) videos on my youtube page. one is of claudio sanchez playing at newbury comics and the other is of me hopped up on anesthesia. claudio at newbury comics - been up for a month, 54 views. drugged up me - been up for 3 days, 73 views. hmph.
HAS ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY EVEN SEEN A CHICKEN?
my sisters being a total bitch about my situation. from calling me a pansy for no particular reason to making fun of me for calling the removal of my wisdom teeth a “surgery”. (correct me if i’m wrong, but i’m pretty sure it was, by definition, a surgery.) the very same day i got my wisdom teeth out, i was fully functional. i was talking pretty much normally, i was...
Mom came home with two buckets of yogurt. Life is as it should be.
i’m out. there were only so many things for me to eat in the house after my surgery. pudding, yogurt, ice cream, etc. i’m out of all of it, i have nothing to eat. i’m hungry!
i know what you're thinking: "that's what they all...
but i mean it when i say i think i need more pain meds! i got this dinky little bottle of vicodin substitutes and im running low. if i go too long without them, my mouth starts to killllllll. i have only 5 left and thats supposed to get me through today and tomorrow. i hate this, i want to be back to normal!
Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth) - Metallica Seems...
I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK.
hey birds outside, it’s fucking 2:00 AM, knock off the chirping, you’re confused!
does anybody listen to me?
let me just clarify something, cus obviously no one listened to a fucking word i said as i was leaving bill’s basement the other night… i left around 7:30-8:00 from our, what was supposed to be, short movie day on wednesday because i had to meet up with noelle to rehearse a couple songs for the show we were set to play on the following night since we had little to no time to...
way to be a total fucking let-down. i was prepared to be tripping out by now. i’ve heard such good stories and witnessed your side effects, how come you’re not doing anything for me? it was the one thing i was looking forward to this weekend!!! asshole! fucking asshole!
the day has come.
if my posts within the next couple days are odd and incoherent, its cus im hopped up on vicodin. wisdom teeth, we had a good run. im afraid we must say farewell. end scene.
Stage, I've missed you.
of the many things i miss about my high school days at JMW, one is the opportunities i was given to perform on stage. whether it was school talent shows or, you know, the school’s songwriting class’s CD release show, i was always able to play music for crowds, no matter how tiny they were. now, i’m no musician by any means of the word. i don’t (can’t?) write my own...
what a douchebag. (for those of you who don’t know…) Jim Joyce is an MLB umpire who was officiating first base earlier tonight for the Tigers/Indians game. Armando Galarraga (P, Tigers) was throwing a perfect game, something only 20 other people have done in the history of baseball. In the 9th inning, when Galarraga was an out or two away from joining that exclusive club, he pitched...
I may as well be tweeting!
well, the word “widget” alone is atrociously precious.
Just installed the dashboard widget for Tumblr… it’s called Tumblet… thats adorable.
thats it, i’m officially abandoning the 30 day project. it’s just not fun anymore! now i can get back to posting useless shit and witty pictures. end scene.