I don’t say it enough in public forum, but I’m absolutely head-over-heels in love with my girlfriend. The girl is straight up 8-hour long daydream material. I can’t stop thinking about her. It’s been about 2 and a half years and I still feel as anxious and giddy thinking about her as I did when we first started dating. I can never put into words how I really feel about her when I’m with her so I just stare at her and tell her she’s pretty like I’m some sort of 12 year old with a crush on a girl way out of my league. I’m so awkward!
so one time, me and nancycatmewmew were walking through Times Square in NYC and JB Smoove walked right past us and I was like “hey that was JB Smoove" and nancy was all "who’s that?" and as soon as I was about to answer her a bus pulled up with his face right on it advertizing some TV show he was on and I swear you can’t make shit like that up.