February 2012
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1,000% didn’t expect to get drunk tonight,
but i am.
my bestest friend zack turned 21 and we had a fucking hoot’n’nany!1
i only planned on stopping by and saying hellooo and goin home but i had a few drdrinks and here i am.
i had a lot of fun and i missed my friends so much. i need to see them more often cus i cant live without them,.
with that being said. my nancy is far...
DEAR WORLD.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE BEN AND JERRY’S FEEL BAD ENOUGH TO TAKE FORTUNE COOKIES OUT OF THEIR “TASTE THE LIN-SANITY” ICE CREAM? THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS. JEREMY LIN IS ASIAN. YES, ASIAN TREATS ARE GOING TO BE INCLUDED IN AN ICE CREAM FLAVOR NAMED AFTER HIM. TO HAVE WAFFLE CONE BITS INCLUDED INSTEAD MAKES NO SENSE, THATS JUST LIKE 20 OF THEIR OTHER FLAVORS.
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“If any one heard that song and went “Ugh, Autotune.” I would punch them or start...”
– Fun. Talking about Stars (via werejusthavingfunlisteningtofun)
my blog has been almost nothing but Trailer Park Boys and fun. recently.
i’m okay with this.
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just snapped at my mom and i don’t feel bad.
not even noon yet.
work all day.
drinking tonight one way or another.
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every day i wake up and think “hopefully tonight i’ll actually get a full nights sleep.”
then that night i sit in my room and think “maybe tomorrow night.”
just staying up. watching trailer park boys. folding laundry.
wish you were here.
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“I started sending you a note on how I hope that you’re happy. I hear...”
– “Oceans” by The Format
diedandturnedintoaroman:
We Are Young feat....
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mahFUCKah!
burnt the roof of my mouth on deliiiicious pizza earlier and now it hurts to eat cereal D:
nancynopants asked: ♥
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i’ve noticed a few old friends and acquaintances from high school have become jesus freaks.
there’s nothing wrong with having beliefs and being religious, but i just don’t understand how someone can become so full of faith after being someone who i’ve never known to acknowledge a higher power at all.
in my own personal experience, i believe in god less and less as i age...
nancynopants asked: *points* YOU'RE CUTE.
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surprise dubstep!
the radio was on at work, as per usual, and was playing your run of the mill hits of today.
then, seemingly louder than the rest of its scheduled programming, they started playing dubstep.
it scared some of our elderly customers.
and myself.
dubstep is a particular type of music that should only be played in certain environments by the choice of the listener. places like clubs or on the...
home
wanted cereal
it came first
my head really hurts
i’m not tired enough to go to sleep
i can’t bring myself to eat
i don’t want to talk to anyone
i want to leave
i might get into my car and drive somewhere
come back once i like myself again
or when i want cereal
whichever comes first
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me: (minding my own business, little angel me and little devil me pop up on shoulders.)
angel me: chris, it's 11:30pm. you need to do today's p90x video. you're not getting any more fit sitting here!
devil me: forget about that, you're starving! make yourself a big tasty treat and chow down! you deserve it! come on, eat up!
angel me: wait, he hasn't even eaten yet?
devil me: nope.
angel me: why not?
devil me: he's too lazy to make anything.
angel me: here i am giving him a hard time about not exercising, and he's too lazy to even eat? what's the matter with you!
devil me: yeah, what gives?
me: ...
angel me: is he even listening to us?
me: ...
me: guys i'm on tumblr leave me alone.
nancynopants:
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Itching for another tattoo.
hey guize dis is mah gurlfrend
nancynopants asked: I know you have to get up for work super early in the morning and you're probably going to be cranky so I just wanted to let you know that I love you. You're all kinds of wonderful and you always smell really good and stuffs. ♥
nancynopants replied to your post: parents
I love you, I love you, I love you.
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I love you too, darling :)
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parents
i went to see nancy after work tonight cus i missed her face and wanted to squeeze her. she was studying and stuff and i stole her bowl of noodles cus i was staaarving. we were talking and talking and talking and ended up on the subject of parents and divorce and yadda yadda yadda.
i said how when my parents split, i was too young to truly understand, i was just a kid. i ended up being mad....
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nancynopants asked: :hugs:
January 2012
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some comedians make me laugh so much and unexpectedly that my body isn’t quite prepared to properly structure an actual laugh.
so what i end up doing is kind of loudly exerting air from my lungs, awkwardly breathing in in short, insufficient gasps, and moving my arms in a fashion that kind of wants to say “whats happened to you, chris?”
this is what john mulaney is doing to me...
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