Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL
All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.
But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?
they do bet bad shit happenack.
I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Dear god, I hope this all actually doesn’t make sense, or I’m afraid I’ve forgotten how to read.
GUYS i got a new pup pup today, his name is Duncan and he’s a precious angel sent by the jesus!
LAWD, I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTE.
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
(Source: smallplantfriend, via theshirtlesslifter)
I don’t say it enough in public forum, but I’m absolutely head-over-heels in love with my girlfriend. The girl is straight up 8-hour long daydream material. I can’t stop thinking about her. It’s been about 2 and a half years and I still feel as anxious and giddy thinking about her as I did when we first started dating. I can never put into words how I really feel about her when I’m with her so I just stare at her and tell her she’s pretty like I’m some sort of 12 year old with a crush on a girl way out of my league. I’m so awkward!
I love that goddamn woman. *swoons*
go in for a kiss, but don’t kiss them! instead, whisper “Hail Hydra” into their ear