"MIND SHITS" by chris masse

I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to Seaworld, take my pants off.

#duncangram
loganjamesn:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I haies #they do mes the pet

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?they do bet bad shit happenack.I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Ale.

Yeah yes.

Dear god, I hope this all actually doesn’t make sense, or I’m afraid I’ve forgotten how to read.

loganjamesn:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

Yeah yes.

Dear god, I hope this all actually doesn’t make sense, or I’m afraid I’ve forgotten how to read.

GUYS i got a new pup pup today, his name is Duncan and he’s a precious angel sent by the jesus!

LAWD, I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTE.

NEW PUPPY MY GAAAHHHD!!!!
Happy national siblings day, @aliciabobicia. I got you these balloons.

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bb

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via theshirtlesslifter)

fuckyeahdementia:


ollivander
:

illianwelchg:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

image

i hate this

putin on the ritz

I don’t say it enough in public forum, but I’m absolutely head-over-heels in love with my girlfriend. The girl is straight up 8-hour long daydream material. I can’t stop thinking about her. It’s been about 2 and a half years and I still feel as anxious and giddy thinking about her as I did when we first started dating. I can never put into words how I really feel about her when I’m with her so I just stare at her and tell her she’s pretty like I’m some sort of 12 year old with a crush on a girl way out of my league. I’m so awkward!

I love that goddamn woman. *swoons*

daysoftheweekunderwear:

me at any social gathering

(Source: codependentlosers, via nancycatmewmew)

Cosmo Sex Tip # 8392

chiffonades:

go in for a kiss, but don’t kiss them! instead, whisper “Hail Hydra” into their ear

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

(via nancycatmewmew)

pleatedjeans:

extra fabulous comics
The back of this head helped make boston champions again. #varitek #33 (at McCoy Stadium)
#openingnight #pawsox (at McCoy Stadium)
#firstwin #redsox