just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
why don’t you go where fashion sits
i hate this
putin on the ritz
I don’t say it enough in public forum, but I’m absolutely head-over-heels in love with my girlfriend. The girl is straight up 8-hour long daydream material. I can’t stop thinking about her. It’s been about 2 and a half years and I still feel as anxious and giddy thinking about her as I did when we first started dating. I can never put into words how I really feel about her when I’m with her so I just stare at her and tell her she’s pretty like I’m some sort of 12 year old with a crush on a girl way out of my league. I’m so awkward!
I love that goddamn woman. *swoons*
go in for a kiss, but don’t kiss them! instead, whisper “Hail Hydra” into their ear
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty